Monday, September 29, 2008

Keto Bar

The trippiest non-drug related moment I've had in a while came at work last night when I indulged in half of a cherry/coconut 'Keto Bar'.

The function previous to what we were setting up for at work must have been a Metagenics/Keto Bar related promotion, where they dished these puppies out. It was already quite late at night, and Brad and I split a bar to boost our energy and productivity.

In retrospect, this just about goes against everything my parents taught me in regards to the candy from strangers principle. But seeing no strangers around, we decided it was safe enough to eat the strange candy- despite the particularly home made looking wrapper.

Anyway, within about 30 minutes we both started to feel dopey, slow, and lazy. Lying down became far more appealing then working and productivity dropped dramatically. We had to go get some novelty sized coffees before too long when everything ground down to a halt. Unfortunately they had the discovery channel on in the canteen and a nature documentary owned us for a further 20 odd minutes.

Maybe the feelings were enhanced due to the fact it was late at night on a Sunday, after an already large weekend, but it was a good few hours before the feelings dissipated (Infact I still actually feel a little muggy this morning).

Depending on which side of the fence you sit, It may appear that the primary ingredient in Keto Bars is lightly disguised marijuana, designed to make you hungry- for more Keto Bars! Eat at your own discretion.

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