The Carvery

So my local foodstop underneath where I work is a carvery that is called 'The Carvery'. They have a lamb sandwich there that is called 'The Lamb Sandwich'. I get it with gravy. I compliment my choice with a 'Mango Infused Green Tea (with a twist of real fruit juice)'. I don't ask for a "Mango Infused Green Tea (with a twist of real fruit juice), thanks,", that makes me look like a wanker (as an aside, the label tells me the drink is delicious- probably where I picked up this tasty morsel of a catchphrase). I ask for 'that tea drink in the green bottle'.

I eat the same thing at around the same time almost every day but today was the first time they offered me 'the usual'. It's great whilst being awful- I feel like my status has gone up in much the same way a gay club does when somebody OD's in the toilet.

Atleast it saves me a few seconds when I order my delicious snacks...